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Its been a while since i have done a real original rant. Last rant was a bit dry and i apologize....I think I was sober. This rant will not be as good as earlier ones because I am waitin for a game of beer pong to start up, but I promise more and better ones will soon follow. This rant is about drivers in Carmel, Indiana. If you have ever driven in Carmel you will understand this. We will start off with roundabouts. Are you fucking kidding me? They are not hard to drive on. You yield to the cars on the left and driver in a fucking circle until it is your time to get out. I do not know how many times i have had some dumb ass carmel mom driving her Hummer or fucking Escalade stop in the middle of a roundabout. I almost grabbed my 9 iron and pulled a tiger woods' wife on their ass. And dont even get me started on the Asians and roundabouts. This brings me to my next point. Monday Carmel got a WHOLE inch of snow. This was normal to me, but to all carmel drivers it might as well have been a god damn blizzard. It took me 45 minutes to get 2 miles away from my house because of people do not know how to drive on an INCH of snow. I will say that on one road it was complete ice and was hard for me to drive on, but i drive a rear wheel drive Camaro that can't even handle rain. I was over an hour late to my speech class and it was for my FINAL. A fucking FINAL. As the late, great Colonel Sanders would say "Are you kiddin' me!!!!" I have ridden with people trippin balls that drive better in the snow.