Friday, September 25, 2009

Going out with a BANG!!


It has been about 9 months since my last post, and I have gotten a few requests for a new rant so i decided why not. This rant is going to be a little different. Its going to be a cleaner and actually have a purpose to it. I know messed up right? I had trouble thinking of a topic to rant about and nobody really had any good ideas, so i kinda gave up. Today, I was reading the news on line, ya thats right I can read. But its not really news, I only look at the "offbeat" section, which is just funny news. I can across an article titled "Man demands to drink beer before arrest." It was about a man in Florida who lost his job and really wanted a beer, so he stole it. The cops arrested him and he demanded that they let him drink it. They would not and he started fighting the cops. The first thing that popped into my head, other than that this man is my hero, was what a great story that would turn into. This man could tell this story to his grandchildren, and them to their grandchildren and so on. At this point I realized that i dont have any good stories. Sure I have a few dumb drunken moments that involve running from cops and driving around drunk friends and getting pulled over. However, none of them are worthy of telling future grandchildren. They are definitely not as epic as parking your car in a golf course (and when i say park your car in a golf course, I mean parking it on the tee box HAMMERED). I need to do something EPIC while im young and stupid. I know for a fact I have the friends that are willing to help, but probably it would get us all killed. But I guess its worth it if you really want a good story haha