Cheetahs and PETA FAGS!

I know it has been a while since my last rant, but Gavin, Dre, and Lance gave me this idea to rant about these Peta fucking faggots. All of these Peta Douchebags thinking that they can save the fucking world by not killing a cheeta or some of that bullshit. I honestly dont care if a cheetah is killed to make a sweet sweater, as long as it is not UGGS or some bullshit carseat cover. One person not buying a cheetah sweater is not going to stop all of this animal killing. Also those vegetarians that do not eat meat because they think that they can stop the killing of cows, BULLSHIT. I will eat the extra steaks that they dont eat. Its more for me. If we didnt kill cows and deer, they would overpopulate the world and would learn english and take over the world. Im just sayin those animals are fucking smart. Have you ever tried to sleep standing up? Its impossible, but those cows can do it. Would you ever kill anything that could do that. Back to the subject. Peta needs to shut the fuck up and let people buy fur. If I was ever at a fur store buying a fur coat (Which i wont cuz im not gay) and some doucebag threw red paint on me, I would buy a Glock and pop a cap in a bitch's ass. Peta needs to mind their own fucking business and let me kill a Cheetah or two. Its not hurting anyone.( Except the Cheetah ofcourse, but they dont have feelings). Also, Lance cant whistle for SHIIITTT!

Halloween Costume

I have no idea what I want to for Halloween, but i have been given many options. To be completely honest the only way I remembered to spell Halloween was to recite the song. You know the H-A- double L-O. You know that one. I need something funny, but creative to dress up as for Halloween. I have been given the option to dress up as a tampon, a dildo, and all the other nasty shit that you can think of. While I am ranting on about what I want to be for Halloween, there are probably hundreds of thousand of people getting ready to dress up as the Joker from the new Batman. For every person that I see that dresses up as the Joker, I will punch Kyle Penfound in the face. I almost don't even want to go out on Halloween for fear that I will be embarrassed just to see 500 Jokers in one room. If anyone reading this is thinking about dressing up as the Joker for Halloween, JUST DON'T. You might think it is a good idea until you see every other person in your neighborhood with the exact same costume. Just think of something creative and do that instead of doing the obvious Joker choice.